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transcript of a t-mobile support chat

Please wait while we find an agent to assist you...
You have been connected to ^Dana J.
^Dana J: Hi Tim , welcome to T-Mobile live Chat. I’m ^Dana and I will be happy to assist you. Please give me a moment to review your question.
^Dana J: Tim please give me two minutes to review your account.
^Dana J: Tim I see you have been a loyal member since 2003 and we really appreciate that.
tim fluhr: why thank you
^Dana J: I see your screen has stopped working what a shame.
^Dana J: I know you want to see you incoming and outgoing calls.
^Dana J: I will be happy to assist you. Tim.
^Dana J: When did this problem start?
tim fluhr: last evening
tim fluhr: while the phone was connected to the charger
^Dana J: Okay can you remove your battery please?
tim fluhr: when it finished charging i removed it and had no touchscreen response
tim fluhr: sure
tim fluhr: the battery is out
^Dana J: You can reinstall it now please and touch your screen to see if it is working.
tim fluhr: it is not working
tim fluhr: i did a hard reset last night also, and am stuck at the setup screen
^Dana J: Okay
tim fluhr: asking me to touch the droid, which i can't do because the touch functionality isn't working
^Dana J: Please dial *#06# from your handset and let me know what number comes back.
^Dana J: Can you tell me the color of your liquid indicator which is under your battery please?

holyshitwalmart




This kinda makes me like wal-mart more.

really!?!

Guideline 7: Express Free Market Parables

I thought this process to be rather straight forward.

read the book
examine the ideas critically and in context
form conclusions about the content matter

but i guess i forgot...

revise book in self serving fashion, thereby undermining actual intent and ethos of said book.

eva braun solves healthcare crisis



how on earth are these people winning?

Why, there's no country in the world that can get more hysterical--yes, or more obsequious!--than America. Look how Huey Long became absolute monarch over Louisiana, and how Right Honorable Mr. Senator Berzelius Windrip owns his state. Listen to Bishop Prang and Father Coughlin on the radio--divine oracles, to millions. Remember how casually most Americans have accepted Tammany grafting and Chicago gangs and the crookedness of so many of President Harding's appointees? Could Hitler's bunch, or Windrip's be worse? Remember the Ku Klux Klan? Remember our war hysteria, when we actually called sauerkraut "Liberty cabbage" and somebody actually proposed calling German measles "Liberty measles"? And wartime censorship of honest papers? Bad as Russia! Remember our kissing--well, the feet of Billy Sunday, the million dollar evangelist...Remember when the hick legislators in certain states, in obedience to William Jennings Bryan, who learned his biology from his pious old grandma, set up shop as scientific experts and made the whole world laugh itself sick by forbidding the teaching of evolution?...Remember the Kentucky night-riders? Remember how trainloads of people have gone to enjoy lynchings? Not happen here? Prohibition? Shooting down people just because they might be transporting liquor--no, that couldn't happen in America! Why, where in all history has there ever been a people so ripe for dictatorship as ours!

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